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I am one of those nostalgic TransFans who, while I enjoy the whole film (goofy as it is), mainly watch it for the big fight scene at the beginning. Perhaps the best part of the the whole fight is not Prime's fatal battle with Megatron, but the smackdown that Devastator lays on Sludge. The wonders of DVD allowed me to see this in a clarity I never got from my $40 VCR, so I present:

My Eight Favorite Frames of TF:TM

Grimlock and the other Dinobots enjoy a challenge, even blue eyed Sludge...
Sludge never was the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he ought to know that it's poor tactics to attack an enemy on higher ground. Of course, Devastator is his own higher ground.
Sludge remains defiant even though it seems he is out of his league, but perhaps he didn't know that Devastator was capable of...
THIS!
I had no idea that Sludge's armor had this much flexibility to it. I have to wonder what kind of internal pressures are building up to cause that damage to his optics.
That's right, Devastator is so bad that he'll knock your eyes right out of the sockets...
There wasn't much hang time, but Dev' got some decent height out of this experiment in projectile ophthalmology.
Apparently, Sludge's eyes are made out of the same stretchy material as the armor on his back...
Luckily for Sludge: No Brain, No Pain.
Ol' Blue Eyes is none the worse for the wear for his experience and would likely have whipped Devastator's tail if the big guy didn't pick him up and throw him like a rag doll...

UPDATE: Check this out: Within a day of my annoying people about my page on A.T.T, a TransFan named Paul Segal made an animated gif of these frames, and I was pleased.
Unfortunately, the page the gif was on has disappeared. However, I decided to actually make the effort to learn how to do it myself. You'll find my own version below:

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow...

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