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Ben Cremeens

The late, great Chris Latta is the oft-celebrated voice talent who brought Starscream and Cobra Commander their distinctive sound, as well as doing sundry other characters like Sparkplug. Courtesy my having way too much time on my hands, and being far too easily amused, I bring you:

Sparkplug's Big Pimpin': Chris Latta's Finest Hour

So I was playing around on IMDB when I discovered that Chris Latta, the voice of Starscream, was in the greatest Patrick Swayze movie ever: Road House. And guess who he plays:

	"You ever seen a finer pair of attitudes?" That's right, he's the guy selling some woman's breasts for ten dollars a kiss. Add to this the fact that Latta's regular speaking voice is pretty much Sparkplug, and you have one creepy warping of your childhood memories.
	"Are you kidding?" This man deserves an Oscar. Best. Acting. Ever.
	I'll note here that in the credits that Chris Latta and Miss Cheryl Baker are credited as "Sharing Husband" and "Well Endowed Wife". Yes, Sparkplug is pimping out his wife. I'll let that sink in for a moment.
	This scene really shines with the audio. "Well, are you gonna kiss 'em or not?" "I can't!" "What do you mean you can't?" "I ain't got twenty bucks!"
	It's the wind up...
	And the bitch...slap.
	Remember how I said this scene shines with the audio? Well, here, have the audio in mp3 format.

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