Ob - se - qui - ous (adj.)
: marked by or exhibiting a fawning attentiveness; subservient, sycophantic.

Ob - se - qui - os - i - ty (n.)
: the drooling loser fanboy who keeps horrible fanart, outdated essays, and a boring .blog on this site.

I've sold out. We so used to be so Indy here that if we'd toss you the idol if you'd throw us the whip. Our independent blog software archives got obliterated in the big Windows XP Migration of 2005, so instead you get a frame with a LiveJournal. Lame, but low maintenance.

Buy me presents.