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I was pretty geeky in college.

Horrible drawings brought to you by the late Rex the Dog.

It's my resume. Total Snoozer.

The Monkey Pit. Preferred by Monkeys. Approved by Wankus!

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Ben Cremeens

Finally got my video capture card (thanks, Sean!) working again. (Windows '98 is Plug and Play, my @$$...)

So I can now show off some pictures I took of myself on September the 23rd, 2001, a few hours after I cracked myself in the the head with a manufactured lumber two-by-four.

I was way too proud of that scar. The damned thing still hasn't healed properly yet.

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Thanks (?) go to this lady for the world's worst rendition of an already terrible song...