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I was pretty geeky in college.

Horrible drawings brought to you by the late Rex the Dog.

It's my resume.  Total Snoozer.

The Monkey Pit.  Preferred by Monkeys.  Approved by Wankus!

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Ben Cremeens

Diversions and Distractions

First, a moment of silence for Rex the dog, whose picture you clicked on to get here. We adopted him from the pound so he could spend his twilight years with us. He passed away on March 20, 2002 at the age of ten years. No matter whatever seemed to be "important" at the time, he was my favorite distraction.


This part of the site holds the unimportant little stuff of no consequence, and therefore has the most content.

The Transformers

I grew up on the toys, cartoons, and comic books involving shape-shifting robots from the planet Cybertron. There's a lot of useless junk in here.
Randomly Selected Artwork

I like to draw, even though I'm not very good at it. At least I'm getting better compared to when I started two years ago.
I Feel Pretty...

It's amazing how proud some testosterone-laden members of society can be of their scars...
The Day the Allspark Grew a Pair

I get mean when I get bored. Learn all about the day Obs h4XX0Red The Allspark.
Big O Screencaps

Fun with out of context animation frames.
The Monkey Pit

If you haven't been to The Monkey Pit yet, you must go. Now. I'm not kidding. Go now.

All bad drawings and poor content copyright Obsequiosity. All Rights Reserved. Darn that Soundwave.
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